For a limited time only Everyman Industries is proud to introduce this must-have Olympic Gold Medal Velcro Baton and Glove set. You can bet that this will be all the rage once the American Track and Field team return home.
Our patented award winning design combines the newest in carbon fiber and Velcro technology for the must have gift for any nations Championship and/or Olympic 4 by 100 relay team.
For the cut rate super sale price of only four hundred and ninety nine thousand dollars our Gold Medal Velcro Glove and Baton will ensure a perfect hand off each and every time.
Just image the time you'll save by not having to practice those clumsy and fussy had offs. Instead you'll be able to concentrate on your own individual sport and forget all about the "team" with four easy payments of only one hundred twenty four thousand dollars and seventy five cents. After all there is no T in Velcro.
How much would you pay to avoid the shame and frustration of an entire country by being the only Olympic team in both the women's and men's races to drop the baton in the preliminaries?
A half a million dollars? That would be crazy, and we're crazy to sell this Baton for only $499.000.00
If you act now, not only will you get the Baton, but we'll throw in four Velcro gloves and four ten ounce gold chains, and four mirrored sets of sunglasses...for those night races when you might be blinded by the moon.
Operators are standing by so act now while supplies last!