I just found this photo online of Michael Rasmussen (the recent TDF hero turned doping villain when he was booted from the tour).
All I can say is that if that is the ideal upper body of a TDF Champion and/or King of the Mountains....
If that is the body you need to have the perfect cycling power to weight ratio....
If that is a tattoo that's supposed inspire fear in his opponents...
If that is the skin tone of a champion...
No Thanks!
I'll stick with triathlon, beer, and brats...thank you very much.