And I didn't just use any old cereal.
I went for the stuff that turned my leftover milk into a sweet and gooey ambrosia of sugary soup. Peanut Butter Captain Crunch was the usual choice, and Cocoa Pebbles were not far behind. Apple Jacks was another favorite, and sometimes I used apple juice concentrate instead of milk for my Apple Jacks, just to amplify the sweet apple taste just a little bit more.
By the time I finished a breakfast like this, I was ready to conquer the world!
For about 30 minutes.
After which, I crashed usually during a class or a meeting.
But even if you consider yourself a healthy progressive who is way beyond the realm of eating cereal from boxes with cartoon characters on the front, you need to be aware of serious issues with what many perceive to be healthy" cereal.
In other words, you may need to face up to the fact that Wheaties is not the best "Breakfast of Champions".
Especially the "wheat" part of Wheaties. Allow me to explain.
Most wheat that we eat today is just a product of genetic research.
Not only is this modern wheat far genetically far removed from what our ancestors ate thousands of years ago, and thus far more capable of causing inflammation in our gut, but certain components of wheat cause it to raise blood sugar higher than nearly any other carbohydrate you can eat.
But the issue with grains in breakfast cereal goes beyond wheat's capability to cause digestive inflammation or to massively spike your blood sugar levels. Even if you don't have something like Celiac disease or gluten intolerance, the gluten in wheat-based cereals may not be the hottest food ingredient for you to be starting your day with.
Undiagnosed gluten sensitivity runs rampant, and 99% of people who are gluten insensitive don't even know it (even though it is easily tested with a GI Panel )
A review paper in The New England Journal of Medicine listed 55 "diseases" that can be caused by eating gluten, including osteoporosis, inflammatory bowel disease, anemia, cancer, fatigue, canker sores, rheumatoid arthritis, lupus, multiple sclerosis, and nearly every autoimmune disease.
So why not just go gluten-free?
At the risk of turning this into a complete breakfast cereal bashing post, I want to also make sure you're aware that just because a cereal is gluten-free and wheat-free does not necessarily healthy.
In THIS Podcast, I talk about the issue with gluten-free cereals, and basically what I mentioned was that popular gluten-free cereals.
Not only are gluten-free foods primarily made with corn starch, rice starch, potato starch, and tapioca starch, which are the only foods capable of spiking your blood sugar levels even higher than wheat, but they typically have added sugars as well.
Here are the ingredients of some popular gluten-free "healthy" cereals:
Kellogg's Rice Krispies gluten free cereal is brown rice and sugar. That's it. No protein, no fat, just pure sugar.
Chex Gluten-Free Rice Chex is also just rice and sugar, but they've also added molasses.
Nature¹s Path Organic (insert sounds of angelic choir here) is Organic Brown Rice,Organic Evaporated Cane Juice and Organic Molasses.
And "granola" as a cereal alternative is not much better.
Basically, granola is also primarily sugar, but with added vegetable oils and nuts, typically roasted and very high in inflammatory omega 6 fatty acids.
For example, Kirkland's Organic Ancient Grains Granola is "made with love" and comprised of oats, cane sugar, spelt, soy oil, wheat, almonds, inulin, quinoa, amaranth, rice starch, sea salt, molasses and cinnamon.
Of course, this doesn't mean that you have to roll out of bed in the morning, stumble to the fridge, and eat a lonely, boiled egg (with a pinch of salt if you're feeling adventurous).
As a matter of fact, breakfast is actually my favorite food of the day, and the meal I enjoy the most. Later in this post, I'll tell you exactly what I eat for breakfast every morning but first, allow me to share with you three simple criteria for creating a healthy breakfast that will make Wheaties taste like an old shoelace.
Ben Greenfield has been coaching athletes for over a decade from the website http://www.pacificfit.net, and is author of the modern triathlon coaching manual, "How To Be A Triathlon Coach," at http://www.triathloncoachguide.com.