If you ask us, it is about time that the satirical Onion newspaper took on the Lance Armstong doping story.
Thanks guys for poking a little bit of fun at what has mostly been a pretty sad story.
According to the Onion:
"Embattled seven-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong held a press conference this morning to sternly reiterate that during his career he passed every easy-to-mask, ineffective doping test he was ever given.
"Let me be entirely clear about this: I, like the hundreds of obviously juiced cyclists who also passed them, never failed one of those shi*** tests that you can basically learn how to beat by reading Internet message boards," Armstrong said.
"I repeat: Those tests—which were easily defeated by such simple means as, say, injecting a chemical masking agent, re-transfusing blood, or creating a urine sample out of toilet water and a drop of yellow food coloring."
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