Everymantri.com Is Pleased To Announce That it Has Sold a Boatload of S.H.I.T
Boulder, Colorado Aug 28, 2008 - In just over a month of intensive selling the small web site, with a huge warehouse full of S.H.I.T programs was able to convince over 50,000 athletes to purchase almost of their S.H.I.T.
Super High Intensity Training is revolutionary new training program/regime that combines the best of the most successful coaching programs used by elite runners, cyclist, Olympic swimmers, and even the world's best known and most influential coaches into a comprehensive, step by step, book, CD, Web Site, and daily email that's full of S.H.I.T.
"I must admit that was I a bit worried when we began this venture," said Roman Mica, the President of Evermantri.com and Head S.H.I.T coach, "as we were up to our eyeballs in S.H.I.T Books, S.H.I.T CDs, all sorts of S.H.I.T multimedia, and even promotional hats and shirts cover with S.H.I.T."
But it took EverymanTri just over a month of S.H.I.T selling to sell over 50,000 S.H.I.T programs. "We knew there was a strong market for our S.H.I.T, but even I was surprised at how much S.H.I.T we were able to sell in the first month," said a surprised Mica.
"At first we thought that we may have to giveaway some of our S.H.I.T, to get athletes to go for S.H.I.T but in the end the S.H.I.T just flew out the door," Mica added.
In the the few short weeks since EverymanTri introduced the revolutionary new Super High Intensity Training program the company has already spawned several S.H.I.T competitors and unauthorized S.H.I.T coaches making up their own S.H.I.T programs.
As for the future Mica and EverymanTri will build on its initial success by introducing new versions of its S.H.I.T programs for other niche sports including non-conventional training for cowboys and bull riders starting with:
Base Ultra Long Length Super High Intensity Training.
Which the company will follow-up with a revolutionary new training program for those cowboys who ride horses and bucking broncos:
Holistically Orientated Regionally Selective Extremely Super High Intensity Training.
Followed by a training program for weigh challenged cowboys called:
Build It Gradually Adding Speed Steadily H.O.R.S.E.S.H.I.T
"We believe our S.H.I.T works so we now offer a S.H.I.T guarantee," Mica said. "We have yet to return a penny to our customer's," Mica added with a smile and wink, "because of our S.H.I.T guarantee."
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